Secrets:  Living in the North Pole, Santa is well aware of global warming and wants to increase his 'green' credentials. Keen to reduce his air miles and prepare for rising sea levels, Santa had his elves build a rowing boat. Unfortunately, during sea trials, it appears the reindeer have not yet acquired their sea legs and are a bit green around the gills. Man's influence on the planet can also be seen in the plastic : sea water ratio of the ocean. Santa's day is about to get worse as his boat strikes an Iceberg (lettuce). Secret inscriptions include 75th Anniversary of the D-Day Landings, Boris? refers to Boris Johnston who was vying, along with 20 other MPS, to become the new UK Prime Minister whilst I was carving this piece. Santa Maria was Christopher Columbus' flagship.